There is Nothing Authentic About LL Cool J’s ‘Authentic’ Track Listing

There is Nothing Authentic About LL Cool J’s ‘Authentic’ Track Listing

ll cool j authentic cover There is Nothing Authentic About LL Cool Js Authentic Track ListingAlright, not to judge a book by its cover or anything, but LL Cool J‘s track listing for Authentic is absolutely absurd. We wouldn’t really be clowning this album if it wasn’t for its title either. In fact, there is nothing authentic about his forthcoming full-length, especially when you consider features from, um, Eddie Van Halen, Seal, Brad Paisley, and Travis Barker. Did we mention that it opens with a song titled “Bath Salt”? I thought that was a cheap rapper trend like six months ago. But it seems like Cool J is late to everything these days, as he spends most of his time hosting second-rate televisions shows and flexing his oiled-up muscles. [via]

This album drops April 30, so mark your calendar and make sure you go nowhere near iTunes or a record store that day.

 Authentic Track list

1. Bath Salt
2. Not Leaving You Tonight (Feat. Fitz and the Tantrums & Eddie Van Halen)
3. New Love (Feat. Charlie Wilson)
4. We Came To Party (Feat. Snoop Dogg & Fatman Scoop)
5. Give Me Love (Feat. Seal)
6. Something About You (Love the World) (Feat. Charlie Wilson, Melody Thornton & Earth, Wind & Fire)
7. Bartender Please (Feat. Snoop Dogg, Bootsy Collins & Travis Barker)
8. Whaddup (Feat. Chuck D, Travis Barker, Tom Morello & DJ Z-Trip)
9. Between the Sheetz (Feat. Mickey Shiloh)
10. Closer (Feat. Monica)
11. Live For You (Feat. Brad Paisley)
12. We’re the Greatest (Feat. Eddie Van Halen)