We were very thankful for Rebecca Black’s smash hit “Friday”, but now it is time to pass the viral torch. Why? Because Black sucks, and we can only tolerate one funny music video per talentless teenager. That is where Nicole Westbrook comes in, expert child exploiter Patrice Wilson’s latest science project. Since the follow up to “Friday”, which was called “Happy”, sucked, he chucked Black and picked up a much more youthful Westbrook. And if you ask me, by the bars that she spits at the end of the video, she is way more talented.
Seriously, look how thankful she is for all the musical blessings she has been given. And the way she cooks up that stuffing? Wow. Wait, were those ribs when she said “turkey?” Whatever, this fucking rocks.
The drumstick fam? lmao