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Video: Nelly Officially Gives Up With “Hey Porsche”

A few weeks ago, I could have sworn I was being trolled when an apparent new song from Nelly called “Hey Porsche” started showing up online. The thing sounded like the bastard child of Flo Rida, Ke$ha, and [insert another…

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Watch the Incredibly Uncomfortable “Rappin’ For Jesus” Video

It’s official: We have found the most uncomfortable and terrible rap-related video of the year so far. As the story goes, some dude helped his pastor make a “rap” song and music video back in the ’90s. And thanks to…

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Gucci Mane Listed As Animal At Atlanta Zoo

You see how sad/glum Gucci Mane looks in the above photo? That’s probably because he stumbled upon the same thing we did. Apparently dude’s listed as one of the animals at a zoo in Georgia called Zoo Atlanta. Seriously. You…

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Drake Says He’s The First Person To “Successfully Rap And Sing”

Drake took it upon himself to make a pretty bold statement in his new interview with The Jewish Chronicle. Along with talking about his relationship with his mother and other topics, the Toronto-bred artist said the following: “There were people who…

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David Guetta Is The Worst

You know who’s the worst? David Guetta. David fucking Guetta, aka the French DJ/”producer” who churns out the same Eurotrash drivel song after song and has dominated the U.S. airwaves for the past few years. Dude has worked with a plethora…